Songs of Night and Silver

list of annoyances, inconveniences and downright bastards of the past week

1) Bailiffs WEDS
1a)out of money WEDS
2)house phone  broke WEDS
3)No credit WEDS
4)getting locked out THURS (no money to call )
5)pc on fritz FRI/SAT/SUN
5a)Washing machine not spinning properly SUN
6)work STILL owe me 400 quid MON
7)leaving fags at work MON
8)losing filters on way home MON
9)bag snaps MON
10)laptop collides with floor as in bag at time MON
11)ceiling leaking in kitchen from big crack MON
12)upstairs says its not his washing machine that's leaking, am I sure there's water coming out of the ceiling? MON
13)knock gas on by mistake MON
14)upstairs calls gas board, now of opinion feud in place MON
15)Sleep erratically and am 5 minutes late TUES
16)forget keys to office TUES